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This is what I’m doing right now.
So. I don’t know why I’m looking up ancient shit. But I am.
Started off with me trying to find 3D landmarks on the Apple Maps.
Moved on to me trying to find Atlantis. (Probably right here btw, not sayin’ that I deserve full credit for this monumental discovery, just throwin’ it out there.)
Now I’m looking up ancient animals and wondering how the shit humans survived back in the day.
WTF is THIS!?
I’ll tell you what it is. It’s the unholy marriage of hyena and bear aka the Andrewsarchus.
Speaking of bears, check out this horrifying monstrosity, the Short Faced Bear:
Doesn’t look that big? Here’s one of its bones compared to a modern day elephant’s:
Eff that. I don’t know what I’d do if I ran into a modern day bear, let alone one that ate a Super Mario mushroom.
No. Wait. I know what I’d do. Accept death.
