Dentist: “Ah! Brenden! What a treat to have you again!”
Me: “Hold back your excitement, doc, but yes, every time I look in the mirror I’m delighted as well.”
Dentist: “What? Y-yeah. I guess. Ahem. So anyway, how are you?”
Me: *Yawn* “Well, don’t hate me, but I just woke up and I’m still looking forward to a day filled with naps after this -“
He then punched me in the face, knocking one of my teeth out. Luckily, he was a dentist and put that chomper back in.